business socks: last minute father's day gift idea

FYI: This may be a little bit racy for some people...some may find it inappropriate. Either way, reader discretion advised.

My husband loves socks. I don't know why, but every time we are standing in line at TJ Maxx (or basically anywhere) he grabs a pair of (or several) socks. Then he looks at me all guilty-like and is says something like, "I need them!"

Like you need 100 pairs of socks. 

But whatev. It's not like I need 100 pairs of shoes either...

Anyway. There is this song called "Business Time" by Flight of the Conchords. Totally hilarious, but not for the faint-hearted or those who cringe when couples kiss in public. You can listen to it below. Or if you're afraid, just skip to 2:29. Or just skip to the end of the blog post. That's where this whole last minute gift idea comes into play.

If you bypassed the song all-together all you need to know is that "business time" is code for what I will refer to as "sexy time", and that the lyrics say this: 

"You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business that's why they call it business socks."

Now. Hopefully none of you are throwing up right now. If you are, I'm totally sorry. For those of you who are laughing your head off like I did, guess what? 

I made sock labels. 

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All you do is buy a pair of (or several) socks, download/print these labels, and tape the label over the original sock label. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Basically, it will look like this: 

I got socks (obviously) for Nathanael's hospital bag. Feet get cold!

For those of you who would like a less racy option I also made these: 

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Enjoy!